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- Megan filed for divorce.
- I'm actually down

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to play whoever wins.

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<i>Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.</i>

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That's the Burbs, babes.

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<i>The evil overlord Agnes.</i>

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Bill, you missed a spot.

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<i>Marty and I
moved here 15 years ago.</i>

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<i>Goodnight, my love.
Unfortunately, he passed.</i>

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When you have neighbors,
you're never alone,

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<i>even when you wanna be.</i>
<i>What happened?</i>

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<i>There was a little quibble.</i>

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<i>Things got a little heated.</i>

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You're an asshole.

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<i>Don't you think we should
know what he's up to?</i>

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Hello?

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<i>Look, we need
to get out of here.</i>

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<i>It's the grave
of Alison Grant.</i>

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<i>Do you mean that Gary
might have killed that girl?</i>

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I think
I hit something. Shit.

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<i>Thanks
for stopping by, neighbors.</i>

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<i>This was so reckless.</i>

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I know something's wrong.

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"Rob shows a proclivity
towards violence."

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Enough!

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<i>What's in there?</i>
<i>Nothing.</i>

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<i>Let's just say it's not Gary</i>

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<i>that we need
to be worried about.</i>

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<i>It's Rob.</i>

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<i>Why the fuck
do you still have her phone?</i>

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<i>You gotta get rid of it.</i>
<i>It was 20 years ago.</i>

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<i>Her body isn't down there.</i>

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<i>So just drop it!</i>

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<i>Where'd you go?</i>

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<i>Just grabbing some water.</i>

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Oh, oh, uh-uh.
I got exactly what you need.

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Look, see?

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All good. Almost home.

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Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira.

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Hi.
Sorry, I'm totally blanking.

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Lauren Daniels.

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We met outside the shops
in the Plaza the other day.

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Yes, yes. Uh, sorry.
I don't know where my head went.

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Baby brain.
I totally get it.

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You remember my daughter, Ains.

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- Hi.
- Hi. Good to see you, guys.

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Oh, babe.
- It gets easier. I promise.

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That's what
they keep telling me.

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It's true.
And you're already so brave

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bringing him out into public.

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I refused to take
Ainsley anywhere

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until she had her second round
of shots, like, nowhere.

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We were completely housebound.

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Really? Is that normal?

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No, it was insane.

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Also known as the new normal.

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Ains and I are almost done
with our little walk.

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Thank God.

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But I'll see you at the block
party on Sunday, right?

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- What block party?
- Are you kidding?

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The block party.

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Ugh, here, okay.
I have the thing.

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Oh.

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How did I not see this?

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Baby brain. It's real.

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My mother planned
a beautiful party.

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All you have to do
is walk outside your house.

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Right. Agnes is your mother.

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I knew that.
- Yes,

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and I appreciate
your sympathetic tone.

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The HOA throws it every year.

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It's, um, it's a celebration
of the community.

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The whole village comes.

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The village of Hinkley Hills.

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I really hope
you can make it, Samira.

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There'll be so many
nice people for you to meet,

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other moms, and my mother

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has, uh, really outdone
herself this year.

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Okay. We'll see you soon.

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Come on, hon.
Did you put some lotion on?

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No.

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Come on, you can do it.
You can do it, baby.

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What do you think, Miles?

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Come on.
Ready to party?

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Agnes,
are you here to apologize

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for falsely accusing me
of absconding with your dog?

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Ha. No.
Have you cleaned out the fridge?

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- What?
- Your walk-in.

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The meat delivery
for the block party

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arrives tomorrow
and it needs to be stored.

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Bill will bring the truck by.

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And also how many pies
are you making?

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- How many pies?
- Marty's apple pie.

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He always did a baker's dozen.

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But under the circumstances,
how many can I put you down for?

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Look, Agnes,
the walk-in fridge, the pies,

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the whole stupid block party,

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that was Marty's thing,
not mine.

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And now he's gone.
So you and Bill

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will just have to find
someplace else

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to store your sausage.

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Lynn...

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...I know you've had
a very difficult time

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but this is my last year
as HOA president.

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Are you dying?

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Gracefully retiring,

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making way for a new generation
of leadership.

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Well, until then,
stay the fuck out of my fridge!

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You're gonna regret this!

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<i>The nerve of that woman.</i>

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Marty's barely cold

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and she's demanding
his fridge space.

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Honey,
it's been six months.

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Marty's plenty cold.
- And she wants his pie.

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Uh, I love pie.

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I know his pie is famous

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but I am not just an extension
of my dead husband.

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I am a human being

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with my own thoughts
and feelings,

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and my feeling right now
is that Agnes Festerson

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can fester right off.

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Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.

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Guys, this block party

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seems like it's gonna be
a pretty big deal, huh?

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I wonder if Betsy and Gary
are gonna show up.

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Betsy does not exist.

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What are you talking about?
We met her.

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She has no digital footprints,

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no social media,

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no real person involved.

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Come on. Betsy Wilsons,

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there's gotta be
thousands of them out there.

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Hundreds of thousands
of Elizabeth Wilsons.

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Any number of them
may choose to go by Betsy

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but none are she.

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And you've gone
through all of them?

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I've already said too much.

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The party really is a blast.

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I think you and Rob
will have a nice time.

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Rob and I aren't exactly
at our most loving right now.

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- What do you mean?
- Nothing. Couple's fight,

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especially when you add
a baby to the equation.

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I'm sure it all
will just blow over, right?

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What? What's that look?

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Samira, when you and Rob argue,

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um, you feel safe, don't you?

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I mean, does he ever,
uh, threaten you

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or become physically aggressive?

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- No. Why would you say that?
- I wasn't going to say anything.

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Famous last words.

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When I was

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watching Miles
the other night,

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I happened across a file
in Bev's office.

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So you were snooping?

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Not through
any of your things,

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but two hours unsupervised

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in my snootiest
neighbor's house,

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I'm only human, honey.

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Go on.

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There was
a psychiatric evaluation.

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What did it say?

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Uncontrollable outbursts,

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a lack of self-control.

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Sounds like he was
a pretty angry little guy.

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An angry teenage boy. Really?

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Did you also find
a tape recording

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of him having a tantrum
as a toddler?

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Well, we didn't
wanna say either

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but there is a door
in the Victorian

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and Rob's name is on it.

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Don't touch my phone.

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Okay, guys. Robert?

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You know how many Roberts
there are in the world?

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4,738,489

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in the United States,

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none of whom
grew up across the street

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from the girl whose name
is also in the closet.

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Alison.

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What are you all trying to say?

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Oh. It's him.

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"When will you be home?"

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Sounds pretty controlling.

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The baby needs
to eat, okay? It's fine.

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Fine is the other F word
Julia likes to say.

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- Everything is fine.
- Okay.

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See you guys later.

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Lay off the wine.

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Rob?

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Samira?

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What are you doin'?

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Making dinner.
In the dark?

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I was trying to surprise you.

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I just got him down.

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Rob, I'm sorry
but you scared me.

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You came out of nowhere.
- Shh. Keep your voice down.

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Holding a knife
with blood on your hands.

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Blood? It pomegranate juice.

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I was in the middle of plating
that lovely pomegranate salad

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that you like
with the goat's cheese.

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I haven't had a lot of luck
going out recently,

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so I thought I'd do you
a romantic dinner here instead,

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seeing as you always
come back from Lynn's

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all tipsy and happy
and relatively normal seeming.

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Normal seeming? You're the one
that's not acting normal.

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I saw you the other night
going into the woods.

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Yeah. You said
you were gonna get water?

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I saw you leaving.
You lied to me.

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You've been lying
the whole time.

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- About what?
- Your name.

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Tod saw it on a door
in the Victorian.

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Oh, God, when was that?

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When you were over there
vandalizing the basement?

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Oh, please.
You knew that girl, Rob.

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You knew her
and you need to admit it.

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I never said that I didn't.

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And you went to a psychiatrist
in high school?

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Yeah. That's hardly a secret.

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For anger issues?
I'm your wife.

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Why wouldn't you tell me
something like that?

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We've only been together a year
and a half. It never came up.

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It should come up.
That's come-up stuff.

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Fine. What do you wanna know?

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I wanna know everything,

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the truth, the whole truth.

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Okay.

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The whole truth, counselor,

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is that maybe my name
is written on a door

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in the house across the street.
I've no memory of it

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but it's definitely possible
because we were friends.

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And I did see a psychiatrist
a couple of times

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when I was in high school
because said friend

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suddenly disappeared.

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And my mother,
you know, moved the--

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was completely contrary
to her entire British being,

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thought that maybe
it was a good idea for me

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to talk to someone
about my feelings after that.

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Did it help?

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Yeah. A lot.

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So much so that when we met,

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and fell in love,
and suddenly got pregnant,

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and married 20 years later,

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it wasn't really
at the forefront of my mind.

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Look, I love all of this

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but it has been a lot, Samira.

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So the truth is the other night,

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I did sneak out
into the woods for 20 minutes

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to smoke a joint.

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Miles was asleep,
everything was fine.

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But I didn't tell you
'cause I felt guilty.

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I felt guilty
that I can go for a smoke

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00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,478
and you can't because
there's insufficient studies

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into the effect of THC
on breastmilk.

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Because nobody thinks
about the mother's comfort.

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I do though.

254
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,922
I think about your comfort
every single hour

255
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,228
of every single day.

256
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,493
He's out.

257
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,414
He's perfect.

258
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,678
He is.

259
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,773
I'm sorry.

260
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,252
I know.

261
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,777
Maybe I just need
to get out more,

262
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:32,953
see people.

263
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,042
There is that event
this weekend.

264
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,653
The HOA Block Party.

265
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,655
Yeah, we got a flyer for it
in the mailbox.

266
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,483
- I'm in.
- You are?

267
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:45,486
It's a party. Parties are fun.

268
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,748
Well, it used to be fun.

269
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,663
Used to be fun?

270
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,536
Babe, we are fun.
We're so much fun.

271
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,843
Let's be fun.

272
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,118
- It's such a pretty day out.
- So beautiful.

273
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,993
Oh, look, balloons.

274
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,298
There's actually
a lot of stuff here.

275
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:18,388
Yeah. No expense spared.

276
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,440
Good morning.
There's the...

277
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,574
You, uh, think
Gary's gonna show?

278
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,925
What if we don't worry
about him?

279
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,014
What if we just try to have fun?

280
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,407
Fun, remember?
- Yes, fun.

281
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,582
Hi, Samira and Rob.

282
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,758
- Hey.
- Hi.

283
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,934
man: Thank you.
- Thank you.

284
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,500
That little girl's
gonna make some money.

285
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,632
That's awesome.
A trash bin for you,

286
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,938
a trash bin for you.

287
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,592
Hey, don't forget
to take out the trash.

288
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:49,985
Robert.
girl: Look, Daddy!

289
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,335
- Oh. Hey, Walters.
- Hi.

290
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,034
For the little one.

291
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,862
Oh, he's probably
a little bit young for, uh...

292
00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,648
Oh. Don't worry.
He'll grow into it.

293
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:03,129
Ah, you made it!

294
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,000
We did.
Okay.

295
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,741
This is Lauryn.
- With a Y,

296
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,699
dying to meet you,
gagging over you.

297
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,353
And Kate.

298
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,225
Hi. I'm Kate.

299
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,444
I already said that. Kate's
new here to Hinkley Hills.

300
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,317
She moved here a couple years
ago after her husband died.

301
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,058
In a car accident.
I'm sorry.

302
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,450
No, no, we were separated,

303
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,235
so please don't let that hijack

304
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,366
this conversation.

305
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,585
This is about you,

306
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,717
you and only you.

307
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,675
Hello, Rob.

308
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,808
Oh.

309
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,680
I, uh, better go check
on Naveen.

310
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:35,726
She's in good hands.
Okay. What do you need?

311
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,467
Pediatrician, pedicure, podiatrist?

312
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,165
Want me to hold the baby
to give your back a break?

313
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,775
Um, I'm not sure.

314
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,516
Not writing him off yet.
We get it.

315
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,735
- We totally do.
- Totally.

316
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,564
Ooh, isn't this so exciting?
Yeah, we're here.

317
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,610
Uh-hmm.

318
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,834
- Hey, buddy.
- Yo, yo, yo.

319
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,792
Rob Fisher is in the house.

320
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,533
The DJ voice
has started already.

321
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,578
Hey, Robert. Are you also here

322
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,189
to rock out with your cock out?

323
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,581
He best be,

324
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,713
because Naveen the Machine

325
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,410
is about to light this shit up.

326
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,891
- Naveen the Machine?
- Yes, my DJ name, man.

327
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,327
Well, I'm glad
you're having fun.

328
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,720
Yeah.
Are you kidding me, dude?

329
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,504
I'm about to shoot
my shot right now.

330
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,029
- Your shot? Yes.
- Hottie from Drinkley's.

331
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,291
Remember I bought her a drink?

332
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,945
You know she's a widow?

333
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,424
Yeah, she told me
all about it the other night.

334
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,078
And we totally trauma bonded.

335
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,080
She's vulnerable,
I'm vulnerable,

336
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,865
she's lonely, I'm lonely

337
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,823
but we both still
believe in love.

338
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:29,998
She's looking for solace

339
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,087
in the arms
of a sensitive young stud

340
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,567
who can bring her to life again

341
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,135
through the erotic power
of music.

342
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,224
Don't do that
hand gesture, please.

343
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,660
I would...
Oh, shit.

344
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,575
It is on. Follow my lead.

345
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,925
Hinkley Hills, are you ready
to get this party started?

346
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,796
- Affirmative.
- Hit the track!

347
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,454
<i>♪ Rollout ♪</i>

348
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,152
<i>♪ Rollout ♪</i>

349
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,894
<i>♪ I got my twin Glock 40s ♪</i>

350
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,504
<i>♪ Cocked back ♪</i>

351
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,636
<i>♪ Me and my homies ♪</i>

352
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,290
<i>♪ So drop that ♪
♪ We rollin' on twenties ♪</i>

353
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,466
Wow.

354
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,903
<i>♪ With the top back ♪</i>

355
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,079
<i>♪ So much money ♪</i>

356
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:09,646
<i>♪ You can't stop that ♪
♪ Twin Glock 40s ♪</i>

357
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,561
Go away, hag.

358
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,694
It's me.

359
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,914
Oh.

360
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,611
A different hag.

361
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,960
I came to pick you up
for the party.

362
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,049
- I'm not going.
- It's not optional.

363
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,746
Do you wanna pay another $600

364
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,924
for improper trash disposal
from the HOA? No.

365
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,883
Agnes Festerson is not the law.

366
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,103
I'll appeal.
I'll go to the governor.

367
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,844
I'll storm the capitol.

368
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,021
The state capitol.

369
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,936
I don't think
this is about Agnes Festerson.

370
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,242
I think this is about Marty.

371
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,244
What's that supposed to mean?

372
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,899
This is the first
block party since Marty

373
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,553
crossed the rainbow bridge.

374
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,772
He wasn't a dog, Dana.

375
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:51,340
He was a personal risk actuary.

376
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,863
And a damn good one.

377
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,430
He did love it.

378
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,911
He loved
looking around the people

379
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,131
of this community
and mentally calculating

380
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,916
how and when each one of them
was most likely to die.

381
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,223
God, if only he could
have done that for himself.

382
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,094
Dammit.

383
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,488
You know at one point...
- Uh-hmm.

384
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,578
...he did give me
the recipe for that pie.

385
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,102
I was just thinking about...
- Goodbye, Dana!

386
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,365
But...

387
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,891
<i>♪ I was there for you ♪</i>

388
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,024
Okay.

389
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,244
<i>♪ I was there for you ♪</i>

390
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,246
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i>

391
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:31,338
<i>♪ I was looking ♪
♪ In your eyes  ♪</i>

392
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,208
<i>♪ I was there for you ♪</i>

393
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,254
It's not that
he doesn't sleep, it's that,

394
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,038
you know, he mostly sleeps
when he's moving

395
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,692
which means I have
to keep moving so I don't sleep,

396
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,346
unless I figure out
how to sleep while driving,

397
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,609
which I've done before
but not on purpose.

398
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,524
Don't you still have
your Rock 'n Play?

399
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,352
Oh, yes, the Rock 'n Play.

400
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,571
Oh, depending
on your tolerance for risk.

401
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,356
What do you mean?
They got recalled

402
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,054
a couple years ago
after a bunch of babies...

403
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,013
Well, the position holds them
and compresses the trachea.

404
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,449
The likelihood of death
is still very low.

405
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,798
Marty calculated it for my...

406
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,713
Oh, Marty.
God, I miss that pie.

407
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:00,931
Hey.
Hey, babes.

408
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,498
There's my girl

409
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,717
and my little guy.

410
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:04,848
What you've been up to?

411
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,241
Uh, wingman-ing Naveen.

412
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,634
- Ooh.
- Wingman-ing.

413
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,288
Is that even a verb?
Oh, it is now.

414
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,159
Anyway, mission accomplished.

415
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,379
Look at that.
Yeah.

416
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,250
So I return a conquering hero,

417
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,644
and oh-so happy
I'm no longer single.

418
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,168
Strictly-married-father
fun for me now.

419
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:24,172
Speaking
of strictly-married-father fun,

420
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,695
Rob, we could really use

421
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,523
an extra pair of hands
over by the grills.

422
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,656
Do you mind jumping in
and taking a shift?

423
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,092
It would be so helpful.

424
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,615
I should probably stay
with my wife.

425
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,661
Oh, come on.
You're one of the dads now.

426
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,967
Grill duty, grill daddy.
- It's okay, babe. Go on.

427
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,882
- Yeah?
- Everyone's gotta pitch in.

428
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,756
Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all chill,

429
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,105
I'm gonna go grill.

430
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,371
- Don't burn anything. Uh-hmm.
- No.

431
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,069
How has he been
with everything?

432
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,027
With the baby? Great. I mean,

433
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,898
he does feedings,
changes diapers.

434
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,249
He's honestly a natural,
maybe more than me.

435
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,251
- Oh, well, that's wonderful.
- Yeah,

436
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,079
it's so good to see
that he's doing so well.

437
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,690
Uh-hmm.
- What do you mean?

438
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,693
It's just nice to see
how he got his life together.

439
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,826
High school was kind of
a challenging time for Rob.

440
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:13,308
Well, sure, with everything
going on across the street.

441
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,093
You're talking
about Alison Grant?

442
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,920
Yeah.
It was his childhood friend.

443
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,400
I'm sure it affected him.

444
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,403
It affects me
and I've never even met her.

445
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,839
I heard a rumor
that her parents killed her

446
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,886
and buried her in the basement
and I was convinced, convinced,

447
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,888
that the guy that moved in
was digging up her body

448
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,237
for forensic purposes,

449
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,586
because that made
more sense than him

450
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,327
renovating
his 120-year-old house

451
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:35,505
that he just bought.
Baby brain. Okay.

452
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,769
Who told you
that was the rumor?

453
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,120
Naveen.

454
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,645
Hello, girls.
You having a nice time?

455
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,343
Lauren Louise, I really
need you at the helium tank.

456
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,997
- Okay, Mom.
- Oh, I'll help.

457
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,520
Yeah, we'll catch back up
with you in a minute,

458
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,652
okay?

459
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:14,022
<i>♪  hello ♪</i>

460
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,805
<i>♪ Can you tell me ♪
♪ That again? ♪</i>

461
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,156
- Hey.
- Hey, Tod.

462
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,723
Dude, who knew? You are the man.

463
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:25,293
Well, I am a man, both in,
uh, surname and species.

464
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,601
Uh, here, I thought
you could use another sangria.

465
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,559
- Thanks.
- Hey.

466
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,040
- Hey, you.
- Can I make a request?

467
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,303
As long as it's on
my  party playlist.

468
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,305
It's nothing specific.

469
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,525
I was just wondering
if you could maybe

470
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,049
slow things down, you know?

471
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,965
Yeah, yeah. I got you.

472
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,055
Does the DJ get to dance?

473
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,579
My usual moves
are a little more up tempo

474
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,102
but, uh, I guess I could try

475
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,844
to be a little more
interpretative.

476
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,500
<i>♪ Something 'bout ♪
♪ Your hands on my body ♪</i>

477
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,937
Oh, no.

478
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,592
<i>♪ Feels better than any man ♪</i>

479
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,333
<i>♪ I ever met ♪</i>

480
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,988
What, Dr. James, the dentist?

481
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,424
What's wrong?
You missed a checkup?

482
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,079
My wife sure didn't.

483
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,819
<i>♪ I try not ♪</i>

484
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,171
<i>♪ Don't 'cause ♪
♪ I can't forget ♪</i>

485
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,521
<i>♪ You got a feelin' ♪</i>

486
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:23,309
<i>♪ A soul that I need ♪
♪ In my life ♪</i>

487
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,443
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, whoa ♪</i>

488
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:32,447
<i>♪ And though we may grow ♪
♪ I don't know ♪</i>

489
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,591
Me again.

490
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,375
Dana, Jesus.

491
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,072
What the hell are you doing?

492
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,379
I picked your lock.
NSA training.

493
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,034
And frankly since you slammed
the door right in my face,

494
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,645
you're lucky that I didn't come
back with a grenade launcher.

495
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,343
You don't have
a grenade launcher.

496
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,648
Second Amendment, baby.

497
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,607
You can't just
burst in like this.

498
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:02,999
What if I were nude?

499
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,566
It's nothing
I haven't seen before.

500
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,481
Excuse me.

501
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,702
Dana, this is a terrible
violation of my boundaries.

502
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,051
Haven't you ever heard
the expression,

503
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,922
"Good fences
make good neighbors?"

504
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,229
I'm not your neighbor.
I'm your friend.

505
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,665
I'm your ally.

506
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,014
And sometimes allies

507
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,842
need to invade other allies

508
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,237
when the citizens are in need
of humanitarian assistance.

509
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,630
In this case, pie.

510
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:25,761
You need to make it,

511
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,110
they need to eat it.

512
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,461
Move. I got everything.
- Oh.

513
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:33,595
I got unsalted butter,
and organic honey,

514
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:37,382
crisp apples,
and the key ingredient lard.

515
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,993
Looks like you brought
your grenade launcher after all.

516
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,299
Well, to be honest, Lynn,

517
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,909
I didn't know what
we were dealing with here

518
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,650
because I haven't been
inside here for months.

519
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,260
I've been
finding it challenging

520
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,872
to let people
into my private space lately.

521
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,047
Yeah, no shit.

522
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,006
We were starting
to think you were

523
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,312
maybe a hoarder now

524
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,270
like with fingernail clippings

525
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,793
and jars of urine,

526
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,840
so I have to say
I'm very pleasantly surprised.

527
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,624
Oh, shit. I forgot the eggs.

528
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,234
- Eggs?
- Yeah, you know, at the end

529
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,585
when you brush
the yolk on the crust?

530
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,151
Oh, well, I'll just grab
a couple from the fridge.

531
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,979
Oh, no. They're not in there.

532
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,199
I, uh, I keep them
in the cupboard

533
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,288
like they do in France.

534
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,464
Okay.

535
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,039
Hey, if it's something

536
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,695
<i>♪ It's the way you do me ♪</i>

537
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,132
<i>♪ There ain't nothing ♪
♪ Like it ♪</i>

538
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,700
- Megan.
- Hi, Naveen.

539
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,354
Naveen. Good to see you, man.

540
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,226
Can we talk?

541
00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:44,492
If I may, you're due
for a deep cleaning, Naveen.

542
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,799
Whatever our personal
situation may be,

543
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,106
it's no reason to compromise
your periodontal health.

544
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,591
He always comes
to schmooze with clients,

545
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,376
hands out those
little flossers to the kids.

546
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,203
Is that why he had his hands
all over your ass?

547
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,249
You suddenly got teeth in there?
- Let's not do this.

548
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,512
You're the one
who came here to see me spin

549
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:07,080
in my element
at my vibrational apex,

550
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:09,604
just to make sure I saw you
with your new man.

551
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,171
If I didn't know
any better, Megan,

552
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,738
I think you were trying
to make me jealous.

553
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,609
But I'm with Kate now.

554
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,568
A hot widow
in case you didn't know.

555
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:20,093
So mission very much
not accomplished.

556
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:23,140
- Are you drunk?
- Are you drunk?

557
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:27,361
- Look, I was hoping to see you.
- I knew it.

558
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:30,016
Because I wanted to tell you
to stop ignoring my lawyer.

559
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,365
Lawyer?

560
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,758
Pretending something
isn't happening

561
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:35,370
isn't gonna stop it
from happening.

562
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,200
I didn't need it
to happen like this.

563
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,682
She seems nice.

564
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,728
Don't screw it up.

565
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,819
Hey, DJ Machine.

566
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:54,823
We, uh, kinda got a lull
in the beats here.

567
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,130
Also, you were looking
a little dry,

568
00:23:57,131 --> 00:23:58,871
so brought you some sangria.

569
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,787
Are you trying
to get me drunk, man?

570
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,921
Good. You take over.

571
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,750
You're The Machine now.

572
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,537
Kinda just wanted to dance.

573
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,280
Thank you. Wow.

574
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,501
<i>♪ Freezing on the outside ♪</i>

575
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,155
<i>♪ I just got here ♪
♪ Standing in line ♪</i>

576
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:25,463
- Rory, leaving so soon?
- Oh. Hi, Samira. Yeah.

577
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,639
I was told I'm not allowed
to sell cookies here today.

578
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,075
Wait, who said that?

579
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,556
Mrs. Festerson.

580
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:35,690
Rory, Miles needs
to, uh, take his nap soon.

581
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,300
You mind putting him
in his bouncy chair for me?

582
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:39,260
- Uh-hmm.
- I'll be right there.

583
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,180
Naveen the Peen.

584
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:51,140
Did you guys wanna
Lady and the Tramp this? Just...

585
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,664
I've had an hour of that.

586
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,448
Can you believe Megan
showed up here,

587
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,058
draped all over her new man,

588
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,364
talking all this shit
about a lawyer?

589
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,800
Bitch,
you can talk to my lawyer.

590
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,107
- Do you even have a lawyer?
- I'm my own lawyer.

591
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,457
I'm a professional.
- You're a systems analyst.

592
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:06,286
And he's a dentist.
He'll probably give her braces.

593
00:25:06,287 --> 00:25:07,940
He probably likes
how that feels,

594
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:09,724
those little wire boxes
running up and down his...

595
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,509
Oh, God. Naveen, come on.

596
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,512
Samira. What can I do for you?

597
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,035
Did you tell Rory
she's not allowed

598
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,471
to sell cookies here?

599
00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:20,126
Well, it was really more
of a suggestion.

600
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,519
I thought you've moved on?

601
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,998
I've moved on, bro,

602
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,696
with Kate the widow.

603
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:27,263
Speaking of, you gotta go
smooth things over with her.

604
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,351
What? Why?

605
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:29,570
Yeah, I may have freaked her out

606
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,876
with the whole wife
showing up thing.

607
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,139
So just go talk to her. Yes.

608
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,836
Tell her
how totally over it I am,

609
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,665
how Megan begged me
to come back but I'm all hers.

610
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,014
She'll believe you.

611
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,538
Chicks trust married dudes.
I remember.

612
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,235
No, Naveen, okay?
I'm kind of busy, all right?

613
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,845
- I got it.
- What's the problem?

614
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:46,631
Dear, this is an HOA event.

615
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,502
A time for neighbors
to come together

616
00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:51,549
and share a gesture
of generosity and fellowship.

617
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,289
No, I don't need you to get it.

618
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,596
Leave me alone, all right?

619
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,119
Get off. Stop it.

620
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,730
Not a commercial opportunity

621
00:25:58,731 --> 00:25:59,861
for any non-Hiltonian

622
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,210
who feels like showing up.

623
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,821
Non-Hiltonian? Okay.

624
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:05,824
So is this a hard-and-fast rule?
A zoning ordinance?

625
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,739
No need to put me
on the stand, counselor.

626
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,872
Naveen, stop.
- Just little ol' me.

627
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,221
Stop it.
- Trying to keep

628
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:15,050
everything nice and safe.

629
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:18,488
Speaking of which, excuse me.

630
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:21,230
Naveen, you burnt
my fucking hand.

631
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:23,145
All right. Get off.
- What the hell?

632
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:26,193
Stop it, fucking idiot.
Stop it!

633
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:32,025
Those boys are always
getting themselves into trouble.

634
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,599
<i>♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪</i>

635
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,950
<i>♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪</i>

636
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:47,301
<i>♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪</i>

637
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:51,871
<i>♪ You better be free ♪
♪ If you wanna dance with me ♪</i>

638
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,312
I must have watched
Marty make this

639
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,620
a million times
but I never did it myself.

640
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,013
Pretty damn good
for a first timer.

641
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,581
Smell that.  Oh.

642
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:11,150
You know, pie is what brought
Marty and me together.

643
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,455
Really?

644
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,414
I had been dating
an oncology resident

645
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:16,285
who ran off
with one of his patients.

646
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,200
She only had
seven months to live,

647
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,420
so they decided
to spend it together.

648
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:23,162
I was awfully mopey,
so a friend of mine invited me

649
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,207
to a pot luck
to try to cheer me up.

650
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,470
And I was at that stage
of heartbreak where,

651
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:31,083
oh, you just can't eat anything,
like anything, you know?

652
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,824
- I don't know.
- But there was this pie

653
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:35,565
and I thought,
"I guess I could eat that."

654
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:39,004
So I ate a piece
and then I ate another piece

655
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,875
and it tasted so good,

656
00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:44,226
the more I ate,
the hungrier I got.

657
00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:47,534
And I felt as though
I could taste again

658
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,797
and smell and want and...

659
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,494
'Cause you remembered
you were alive.

660
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,801
Exactly.
So I said to my friend,

661
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:56,675
"I have to meet the person
who made this pie."

662
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,156
And it was Marty.

663
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,985
It was my person.

664
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:09,599
I think it's just so special
when you meet somebody

665
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,689
when they're doing something
they're good at, you know?

666
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,215
You see them the first time
and they're just shining.

667
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:19,392
I met Julia
when she was in basic training

668
00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,047
and I was like
a supervising officer.

669
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:26,138
And I looked over and I saw her
with the flamethrower

670
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,618
and she just lit up.

671
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,752
I mean, not from
the flames but she just--

672
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,494
oh, she was just so fearless

673
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:38,586
and so strong
and she just glowed.

674
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:41,066
And I was a goner.

675
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,937
You must miss her.

676
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,897
You know, separations
are typical with what we do.

677
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:48,726
We sign up for it
but I just really expected

678
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,902
that I'd be the one deployed

679
00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:53,731
and now she's off
doing something important

680
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,385
and I'm at home,

681
00:28:56,386 --> 00:29:00,347
just always at home.

682
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,697
Now I bake the pie.

683
00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:07,614
Apparently,
it's a very important pie.

684
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,053
We should have some.

685
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,228
You're right.

686
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,230
I will make the coffee.

687
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,581
<i>♪ I tried to stay ♪</i>

688
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,061
<i>♪ Inside the red vines ♪</i>

689
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:21,584
Mr. DJ Machine,

690
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:24,065
looks like you're experiencing

691
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,937
some strong feelings right now.

692
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,113
You can say
that again, Tod Mann.

693
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,463
Come on, buddy.
Let's call it a night.

694
00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,334
You're a good dancer,
you know that?

695
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,163
Yeah, I do. Let's go.

696
00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,775
Wish he would
get out of this place.

697
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,124
Maybe he likes it here.

698
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,039
People like
what they're used to,

699
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,868
assuming it's good for them.
There's too many memories here,

700
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:47,002
there's too much baggage
he can't get out from under.

701
00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,221
Megan, what kind of stuff did,

702
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,092
uh, Rob and Naveen get into
when they were younger?

703
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:53,573
I grew up a couple towns over,
different high school.

704
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,183
Yeah, but you know.

705
00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:58,013
Like was it regular kid stuff
or something else?

706
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,146
Is this about Alison?

707
00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:02,712
What do you know?

708
00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,236
What has Rob told you?

709
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,977
That it was really hard
for him when she went missing

710
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,588
and they used to hang out a lot.

711
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,895
Naveen always said
they were inseparable

712
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:13,549
since sixth grade,
the three of them, best friends.

713
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,856
I'm trying to imagine
Rob and Naveen as teenagers.

714
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,902
I'm sure they were little shits.

715
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:19,860
Naveen said
they used to get drunk

716
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,862
in the woods behind your house.

717
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,865
They have this
secret underground place

718
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:27,215
they'd go to,
like actually underground.

719
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:28,521
Naveen called it The Pit.

720
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:29,827
The Pit?

721
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,526
And then, Alison was gone.

722
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:34,962
Were they suspects?

723
00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,311
People had their suspicions

724
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:39,532
but time passes
and people forget.

725
00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,750
But the boys didn't forget?

726
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:41,883
Naveen didn't.

727
00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:45,755
Rob, I don't know.

728
00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:47,583
Sometimes
he buries stuff so deep,

729
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,108
he can't find it again.

730
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:55,765
Hey, Samira.

731
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,115
Miles is almost
at three consecutive

732
00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:58,507
minutes of tummy time.

733
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,161
That's incredible
for his developmental stage.

734
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:01,597
That's so great.

735
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,382
Um, I have a bottle
in the fridge for him.

736
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,470
You can warm it up in a
little bit. I'll be right back.

737
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,081
Hi.

738
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,770
Violence?

739
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,908
Oh, he was mad mad.

740
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,790
<i>Thank you all
for coming today</i>

741
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,924
<i>to celebrate our beautiful
community of Hinkley Hills.</i>

742
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,230
<i>Every one of you
has a role to play</i>

743
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:12,190
<i>and I commend you all for
your excellent performance.</i>

744
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:14,714
<i>Please, give yourself
a round of applause.</i>

745
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,588
<i>Our HOA Block Party</i>

746
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:21,808
<i>is a cherished
annual tradition,</i>

747
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:24,898
<i>a time for what I call
the three Fs.</i>

748
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,422
<i>Friendship, fellowship,</i>

749
00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,511
<i>and most importantly, fun.</i>

750
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,079
<i>This year, however,
a taste of the bitter</i>

751
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,820
<i>has mingled with the sweet.</i>

752
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:38,564
<i>After 25 years of devoted
and tireless service...</i>

753
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:39,739
Hey, guys.

754
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:42,220
Marty's famous pie.

755
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:43,786
Come and get your piece.

756
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,919
Woo.
woman: Oh, my God.

757
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,356
<i>I will be stepping down</i>

758
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:51,142
<i>as your HOA president
to make way</i>

759
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:54,319
<i>for a new generation
of leadership.</i>

760
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,409
<i>I'm proud to say
that after 25 years,</i>

761
00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:00,281
<i>our community
is stronger, cleaner,</i>

762
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:01,979
<i>and more secure than ever.</i>

763
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,677
<i>And I am doubly proud
to be passing</i>

764
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,288
<i>the presidential gavel
to my own daughter</i>

765
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:10,204
<i>Lauren Festerson Daniels
who will continue...</i>

766
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,727
She's so mad.
<i>...to ensure</i>

767
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:14,600
<i>that our beloved
Hinkley Hills remains,</i>

768
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:18,169
<i>as it ever was,
the safest town in America.</i>

769
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,442
Marty's famous pie.

770
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,618
I wonder how many she made.

771
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:35,664
Don't you dare touch
that woman's pie.

772
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:36,884
Smile.

773
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:45,893
Samira?

774
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:03,954
Hmm.

775
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,905
automated voice:
<i>One new message.</i>

776
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:45,517
Young Robert:
<i>Alison, this isn't cool.</i>

777
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,649
<i>You're going to regret this.</i>

778
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,000
<i>You're fucked.</i>

779
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,310
I guess
I've always just been afraid.

780
00:34:56,311 --> 00:35:00,097
- Uh, of what?
- Of everything.

781
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,099
Heights, cancer,

782
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,579
my wife leaving me.

783
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:08,061
Sometimes my wife
not leaving me.

784
00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,759
Huh.

785
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:13,153
God, I'm so fucking pathetic.

786
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:15,286
Why do I suck so much?

787
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:19,116
Listen, Naveen,
I'm more of a data guy

788
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,205
than an emotional guy

789
00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:23,032
but for my understanding,

790
00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:26,124
which granted
mostly comes from books,

791
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:29,604
a lot of people are afraid
some of the time,

792
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:31,824
or even a lot of the time.

793
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:34,392
Uh, it's just part
of the human condition.

794
00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:37,308
Yeah, but this is different.
I have a core wound.

795
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,831
Which is what?

796
00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,049
It's this thing that I learned

797
00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,225
in beginner screenwriting class

798
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,530
I took a couple years ago

799
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:43,966
at Hinkley Valley
Community College.

800
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,533
Right. What is your core wound?

801
00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,014
I'm not allowed to tell you.

802
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:49,147
Uh-hmm.

803
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,280
I can't stop
thinking about her.

804
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,240
I keep replaying that night

805
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,633
in my head over and over again,

806
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,114
wondering what I could
have done differently,

807
00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,509
wondering how it all
went so wrong.

808
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:10,168
I wish I could
tell her I'm sorry.

809
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,474
Megan or Kate?

810
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,128
No.

811
00:36:15,129 --> 00:36:16,390
Alison.

812
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,961
Okay, buddy.
Let's get you home, okay?

813
00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:26,096
- Okay.
- Careful. Okay.

814
00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,403
Please make sure he's okay.

815
00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:30,796
Well, I was gonna
leave him down

816
00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:33,321
by the railroad tracks
but now that you asked.

817
00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,804
Eat shit, Megan!

818
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,363
I have him.

819
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:18,017
He's loose and ready to talk.

820
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,063
Copy. I'll see you in five.

821
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,355
Goodnight, Marty.

822
00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,679
Hey, girl.

823
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,551
<i>Where you at?</i>
- The woods.

824
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:15,379
At night? I don't know, baby.

825
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,816
You're just kinda giving follow
the North Star to freedom.

826
00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:19,383
Listen, hear me out.

827
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,732
Lay it on me, Harriet.

828
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:21,733
<i>Okay,
this might sound crazy</i>

829
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,778
but 20 years ago,

830
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,345
a teenage girl
was murdered out here.

831
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,086
And I thought it was
our new neighbor who did it.

832
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,522
The crazy
White dude with a bike?

833
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,482
<i>No, the other one. But now...</i>

834
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,179
I think it was Rob.

835
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,398
- Rob?
-<i>Rob.</i>

836
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,487
I've met Rob and I doubt

837
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:39,185
that he would wield
so much as a shovel.

838
00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,882
There are a lot of red flags.

839
00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:42,275
Such as?

840
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,320
He knew the girl

841
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,408
and he lied about it.

842
00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:45,496
I mean, he might have dated her.

843
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:47,019
He left her a voice message

844
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,847
saying that she'd regret
whatever she did to him.

845
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,370
He had anger problems.

846
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,980
<i>He saw a psychiatrist.</i>
- Samira.

847
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,374
Huh?

848
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,379
<i>There's somebody out here.</i>
- Hey, Samira. Samira!

849
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:08,911
Not again.

850
00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:49,430
What in the hellhole?

851
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:57,351
Samira.

852
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,666
What are you doing here?


